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okay, im looking for a johnlock fanfic i read where john is thief who breaks into 221b baker st and finds sherlock tied to a bed and…pleasuring himself, so john joins in. i have been looking like crazy for that story and i dont remember what it was called. any help is appreciated.

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

grassfire:

look at this weeaboo

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

what-if-i-was-funny:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind
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alright picasso calm down

rlyfake:

niceshirtdear:

When I.. Was BOrn….Devil saiD… “Ohh… ShiT..!!.. CompeTiTion..” 

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rlyfake:

niceshirtdear:

When I.. Was BOrn….Devil saiD… “Ohh… ShiT..!!.. CompeTiTion..” 

where 2 acquire