fanfiction always escalates so quickly like one moment they’re on their first date and the next they’re fucking on the apartment floor.
either that or 200k words of foreplay and sexual tension
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET
no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu
#and everyone’s like ‘ooooh what sort of magical creature is this’ #meanwhile the muggle borns are laughing their asses off going ‘PIKA! PIKA’ at you #not but srsly how come muggle borns don’t have a super secret club making inside jokes and snarking right back at elitist purebloods
Rugrats was deep.
me at any social gathering
If I see one Sherlock spoiler I will start world war III
this series is 126 years old
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious