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so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*
clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

Winchester Logic vs. Summers Logic [Requested by ninetypercentslayer]

an accurate representation of my social skills

wildbulbasaur:

hella-misery-taco:

wildbulbasaur:

a-iling:

chocolate

dont do this

START RUBBING ME WITH THAT CHOCOLATE

DONT DO THIS

wildbulbasaur:

hella-misery-taco:

wildbulbasaur:

a-iling:

chocolate

dont do this

START RUBBING ME WITH THAT CHOCOLATE

DONT DO THIS

nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog